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BIG D ENERGY - Crystal Phallus

BIG D ENERGY - Crystal Phallus

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NOW WHAT THE HEAL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!! 

So boom 💥

Our job is to search the globe for the most unique and fun crystals that you can’t find in your typical metaphysical shop.

Just so YOU All crystals (regardless of their shape) have unique, inherent healing properties and can be programming with personalized intentions. They are great meditation companions and ritual tools. The most popular intentions are:

  • Sexual Healing (Recovery from sexual abuse or sex related trauma)
  • Fertility
  • Menstrual related issues
  • Manifesting your dream man/lover/soul mate
  • Balancing masculine (yang) energy

Make keychains, give as gifts, or even keep it on you cause you’re in need of some…

 

These make great altar decoration or fertility/womb healing ritual tools.

Sad that we have to say, buttttt

What are you NOT supposed to do with them? 👀

These beautiful carvings are NOT "sex toys" or "dildos".

Crystals are porous and they might create concerns regarding bacteria and other microscopic contaminants.

So we DO NOT recommend using crystals for internal usage. This applies to all sexual healing crystals like Yoni E, Massage Wands, Crystal Butt Beads, etc.

However, we realize that there are people who’ll choose to do so anyway. And the safest way to do so would be to cover the crystal with a condom

 


Why are they shaped like penises?

Since ancient times, phallic symbols have been used to represent strength, power, and fertility. Phallic architecture is all around us! The most iconic and popular structures in the world are phallic - including the Salesforce Tower in San Francisco, the Empire State Building in New York City and the The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy.

If you feel discomfort or resistance arise when seeing the phallus, do some internal exploration to help reveal the root cause of the tension and unease. It could be trauma from childhood or teenage years. We can all learn to embrace the phallus because it’s half the reason we’re alive! There is nothing obscene or shameful about it, and no need to feel awkward or uncomfortable.

 

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